Opinion: She’s Still a Miss California, If Not a Hit -- Now What?

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Oh, man up.

Pageant officials should just have yanked the Miss California USA crown away from Carrie Jean Prejean.

Now they’ve been bigfooted by pageant owner Donald Trump, who ruled today that Prejean can keep her crown after all, in spite of semi-topless photos that he said he didn’t have a problem with [no surprise], and her ‘’very, very honest answer’’ to the ‘’very tough’’ question of same-sex marriage. [She’s against it.]

California pageant officials had earlier bowed to The Donald, even though, as they said, Prejean evidently breached her contract by not being available to deliver the Miss California USA message to the world, whatever it is.

What she had been preaching instead was her opposition to gay marriage, and preaching it to her new choir of fans, supposedly including Sarah Palin, and like-minded people who, according to a California pageant official, insulated Prejean with ‘’handlers and advisers.’’ Now everyone’s supposedly kissed and made up. Today’s announcement by Trump also means that if Prejean wants to speak out on same-sex marriage, as opposed to, as she quaintly put it, ‘’opposite marriage,’’ she has to go through pageant officials.

[I’ve been thinking that the Miss America pageant reps must be livid. By now most people must wrongly believe this Miss California is part of the Miss America pageant -- which prides itself as a scholarship program -- rather than what she is, a state title-holder within Miss USA, which is a beauty pageant owned by Trump. Surely a Miss California candidate for Miss America would be smart enough never, ever to open her pretty yap enough to say what she thinks about gay marriage. I believe one Miss America, decades ago, was asked which of the presidential candidates was better looking -- Richard Nixon or John F. Kennedy. She demurely demurred.]

Prejean gets to keep her crown and title. As a consolation to the runner-up who would have inherited the bling and the bragging rights, California officials gave the backup beauty queen the portfolio of ‘’Beauty of California Ambassador.’’ Lousy title. Put it on a pageant ribbon and it’d be too big even to swag across Dolly Parton’s chest.

Just give her the backup crown -- there must be one, like a backup Air Force One -- and her own title: Near-Miss California.