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VERBATIM

EDITED BY MARY McNAMARA

There is chaos on Earth and T-shirt sales are up. A sampling of post-riot slogans hawked by wily entrepreneurs across the city:

“I survived the L.A. Riots.”

“My mom went to L.A. and all she looted was this stupid T-shirt.”

“Loot ‘n live better.”

“L.A.’s a riot.”

“Welcome to L.A. We’ll treat you like a King.”

“Remove the barriers. Rebuild the city.”

“No justice. No peace. No more.”

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