Old and restless

Wow, I thought last year’s Kobe vs. Lakers soap opera was the ultimate in off-season melodramas, but the current Brett vs. Packers show could ramp up to heights unseen! Can’t wait to see the next plot twist!

Will the Packers hold firm and continue to tell St. Brett he’s no longer welcome? (Dramatic organ music . . . ) Will our beloved QB stick it to the team by showing up at camp, seeking to wreck the romance between the franchise and young, untested Aaron Rodgers? (Organ music swells . . . ) Tune in next time, for another thrilling episode of, “As the Cheesehead Turns!” (Music up and out!)

Richard Turnage

Burbank